Frank's Recipie for ToastPosted on 2006-10-19 20:42:12.0
(1) Find two slices of bread in bag with least amount of mold on them. Place in toaster.
(2) Push down toaster handle as hard as possible until it stays down. (5-10 times).
(3) Check email.
(4) Spread spoonful of peanut butter or blueberry jam on each slice.
(5) Wolf down in front of computer while listening to Al Franken show reruns.