presents...
Things Go Better With Love |
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Featuring Jeannie C. Riley's unbelievable country hit, The Rib.
At first glance, it might appear that the poster-sized, triple-foldout album cover is the best thing about this album from Jeannie C. Riley (of Harper Valley PTA fame). After all, it isn't often that you get a stunning 36" photograph with your album purchase. (It took five passes on an HP ScanJet to capture the image -- if you're very brave, click it to see the 433K high res version). But, for all this, it's the music that counts. And the centerpiece of Things Go Better With Love is a song called The Rib. Like some kind of twisted, backwater, Limbaugh-approved version of feminism, The Rib seeks to extoll the virtues of womankind but doesn't want to risk offending the sensibilities of even the most chauvanistic male (probably a good plan, given the fact that Jeannie's legs seem to be one of the major selling points). The result is so farfetched that even after several listenings, I am still not sure what's going on. And Adam called me Woman... for I am The Rib. The inside liner notes on my well-worn copy provide an address for the Jeannie C. Riley fan club (3106 Blemont Blvd, Nashville TN 37212) along with a message from Plantation Records that "This record is guaranteed against all defects including breakage, wearing out or any dissatisfaction on the part of the purchaser". So far, I haven't got any complaints. |
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| Back Side Of Dallas (MP3) | This is what big cities do to poor small town girls. It turns them into... bartenders? I don't get it. Oh, wait. |
| The Rib (MP3) | Is this what they mean by "suffrage"? |
See Also:
The Ballad of Jim and Tammy
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Sir Droopy Drawers
says: STOP THE PRESSES!!! (Rumor)It was reported (I think) that Dolly Parton is going to buy out Kenny Rodgers Roasters. The restaurant will only serve breasts & the drinks will only come in LARGE CUPS! Please excuse me, my asylum awaits for me. (03-22-1998)
Colin Pickett
(electricalcontractors@eca.co.uk)
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Richard
(modred@geocities.com)
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(thutchison@bpicom.com)
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