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Parakeet Training Record |
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Train your parakeet the scientific way!
In the 60's, science had an answer for everything, and vinyl did much more than just supply you with the latest pop tunes. For a mere 98 cents, this 45rpm disc from Hartz Mountain claimed to be able to teach your parakeet to talk using a "scientific new method". The idea, it would seem, was to place your bird near the record player while a "carefully trained voice" recited over and over again a series of banal phrases. "Hello, baby", says the voice. "Hello, baby". Whether this worked or not is anyone's guess (put me down for No), but judging from the wear on this particular disc, it would appear that somebody gave it a shot. It's actually hard to imagine how much easier using this record might have been compared to the "old fashioned" method it replaced. Considering that each side of the thing is only about 3 minutes long, a dedicated parakeet owner would have had to do an awful lot of record-flipping to generate any appreciable amount of listening time. Weigh that against the disadvantage to having your parakeet learn only those phrases carefully selected by the Hartz Mountain engineers, and -- wait, I keep forgetting. This was the 60's, and these are consumers we're talking about. It's too bad that the parakeet training concept seems to have been a passing phenomenon. With today's multi-gigabyte MP3 players able to hold hours of sound, it might actually have a chance. Hello, baaaaaby... |
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| Introduction/Hello, Baby! (Real Audio) | Teaching your parakeet to talk is fun! But the old method took too much time! |
| Good Morning (Real Audio) | Good morning. Wanna eat? Good morning. Wanna eat! |
| Real Parakeet (Real Audio) | If you ask me, the "real parakeet" sounds suspiciously like the announcer holding a handkerchief over his mouth. |
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Louise Lesch
(weezie1935@netzero.net)
says: I like to know how to get my paraket to lay her eggs in nest also what to put in her nesting box. She has drop two eggs off a perch one a day and they crack. She goes in box but don't lay eggs in there Thank you (09-13-2007)
Joan
(BC1331@juno.com)
says: Also, if your parakeet thins his body out you know he is in a bad mood! We put "Tweetie" right back in his cage if his body was "thin" and his wings were out a little bit. Tweetie took a shower under the kitchen faucet. Our new "Blue Tweetie" (old one was green) doesn't like baths under the faucet so we got him a birdbath that attached to the cage. Hang in there with your parekeet. They are nice to have and I've enjoyed mine! Good luck! By the way, if you have clorine in your water,
JEFFREY
(FLATBUSH23@HOTMAIL.COM)
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hema13
(hemapuppi@yahoo.com)
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regan
(fearstreet32@yahoo.com)
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regan
(fearstreet32@yahoo.com)
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Mico
(micocuizon@yahoo.com)
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celynthia
(celynthia_crawford.yahoo.com)
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bobby
(nzbros@earthlink.net)
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Mary
says: I hung a swing below my desk lamp and put them on it while I work at my computer every day. This has helped the most to earn their trust. Its cute because we talk/chirp to each other while they are there. Occationally, I stick my finger out for them to step on and off of. One is definately more friendly and less afraid than the other. This works fine as the more confident bird encourages the less confident one. My male, Keet, bites much more than the other, but you have to stay steady and not scare them when they do, no matter how much it hurts. A young parakeet uses his beak to grab hold and step up on your finger..he really does not mean to bite. Try gloves if you are afraid of being bit. It is important to handle them no matter what...this is how they learn to be handled. I set my birds on my shoulder and they hide under my hair while I do my household chores like vaccumming. My little female, Chick, will run across the floor to jump on my finger when she flies down to the ground. It didn't happen right away, and took lots of finger training. Try holding a branch of millet in your hand just a few inches away when coaxing your birds to first come to you. Then hold it further and further away as they learn it is rewarding to sit on your finger. I wish you all good luck with your birds and know you will find success as long as you devote genuine time with them and talk to them often. ~~Mary
melissa
(melissa@mbarker.com)
says: He does love to nip me though. Any advice would be welcome.
(06-24-2007)
loren
(Hisgrace4us@comcast.net)
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kimberly183
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blue penguin
(blue_penguin6@yahoo.com)
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brianna
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Joy
says: And my second bird, Tyler, the blue one is so fierce!He'll do anything to run away from me, and he'll fight with Emily too! I think he has some issues, but I don't know anything about it! My friend's birds are so calm, and they are not EVER afraid of her! They'll just jump right onto your finger no matter what! And if you let them our in your house, then call their name, they just come back! I need desperate help. Can you help me?
(04-10-2007)
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(krazeblonde15@hotmail.com)
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Michelle
(michelle@webco-mn.com)
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