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Parakeet Training Record |
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Train your parakeet the scientific way!
In the 60's, science had an answer for everything, and vinyl did much more than just supply you with the latest pop tunes. For a mere 98 cents, this 45rpm disc from Hartz Mountain claimed to be able to teach your parakeet to talk using a "scientific new method". The idea, it would seem, was to place your bird near the record player while a "carefully trained voice" recited over and over again a series of banal phrases. "Hello, baby", says the voice. "Hello, baby". Whether this worked or not is anyone's guess (put me down for No), but judging from the wear on this particular disc, it would appear that somebody gave it a shot. It's actually hard to imagine how much easier using this record might have been compared to the "old fashioned" method it replaced. Considering that each side of the thing is only about 3 minutes long, a dedicated parakeet owner would have had to do an awful lot of record-flipping to generate any appreciable amount of listening time. Weigh that against the disadvantage to having your parakeet learn only those phrases carefully selected by the Hartz Mountain engineers, and -- wait, I keep forgetting. This was the 60's, and these are consumers we're talking about. It's too bad that the parakeet training concept seems to have been a passing phenomenon. With today's multi-gigabyte MP3 players able to hold hours of sound, it might actually have a chance. Hello, baaaaaby... |
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| Introduction/Hello, Baby! (Real Audio) | Teaching your parakeet to talk is fun! But the old method took too much time! |
| Good Morning (Real Audio) | Good morning. Wanna eat? Good morning. Wanna eat! |
| Real Parakeet (Real Audio) | If you ask me, the "real parakeet" sounds suspiciously like the announcer holding a handkerchief over his mouth. |
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Justin
says: Matty why don't you shut u until you find a different way to teach parakeets to talk and sing!! (05-15-2003)
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(04-09-2003)
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