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The Ballad of Jim and Tammy

Check out Tammy Faye Bakker's pathetic plea for help.

Faced with the destruction of her "ministry" and the end to her privileged lifestyle, Tammy Faye Bakker did what any red-blooded american celebrity would do: she cut a record. On it, we get to hear the play-by-play on how the deal went down, with very little left to the sort of innuendo and metaphor you typically get in music. I didn't get any fancy cover art with this 12" single but the incredulity of this song more than makes up for it.

But there's even more to this 1987 classic than meets the ear. Upon closer analysis, I recently discovered several hidden satanic messages which could be revealed by playing the record backwards! No wonder Falwell and his gang were so eager to put these guys out of business!

The Ballad of Jim and Tammy
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Songs:

The Ballad (MP3) I was moved when I heard this. No, wait, that was my bowels moving.
Hidden Satanic Message #1 (Real Audio) Is this Jim Bakker's secret code name? Or what Tammy calls him during sex?
Hidden Satanic Message #2 (Real Audio) Is Tammy Faye really a lesbian??

See Also: Jesus Is A Soul Man, Things Go Better With Love

Your Comments:

John Michaelson says:
Just where in the hell did Tammy actually think this piece of crap was going to get played? Casey Kasum's "American Top 40"? What the hell gets into people sometimes. Hmm, I don't know...maybe, SATAN! (12-29-2002)

Geoffreygus says:
Kill all these fuckers...they provide nothing and use the real message of Jesus like toilet paper. The Bakkers, Swaggart, Falwell, John Hagee...tumors for them all! (12-10-2002)

Libnubbaman says:
Hey Marion, you fucking mindless sheep...
BAAAAAAH! (12-10-2002)

Jimmy says:
Marion, chill! My god... they've got her brain! (11-03-2002)

Marion Delgado (marion_Delgado@yahoo.com) says:
This song made me cry it's sweet innocent pure and true. All of you must have Satan tugging hard at your souls!

Jeannie C. Reilly was a secular woman who I feel was not above lifting music from a good Christian such as Tammy Faye who would stay in the background.

As you do unto the least of these ... those of you who laugh at the poor little dogs turned out into the cold will be turned out while others laugh. those of you who mock jim bakker will yourselves have your lives and reputations ruined. those of you who scorn tammy faye will have your own mascara run.

I feel a strong prophecy in me and this is all true. In the meantime I hope you are happy with each other's (and satan and his demons) company since that is all you will have. I will have this Ballad to comfort ME.

There is Freedom in the Lord through Christ Jesus.
Maranatha

Marion Delgado
Child of God (10-28-2002)

SATAN says:
I'LL BE WAITING FOR YOUR FAT PAINTED ASS IN HELL BITCH! (09-10-2002)

Joseph Gallant (notquite@hotmail.com) says:
Inspite of what Tammy sang about Jerry Falwell, the truth is that they, and not Rev. Falwell, were responsible for the implosion of their PTL empire.

After all, this scandal began when it was revealed that Jim Bakker had a trist with Jessica Hahn. (08-21-2002)

Daredevil6 (daredevil6@excite.com) says:
Diarrhea. Durable diarrhea. Lingering diarrhea. Diarrhea in a can. Diarrhea on a plate. I fear this. (08-09-2002)

Galahad says:
Jim and Tammy are similar to "most" loud mouthy preachers, "they love themselves" before they love others.

But all that aside, forget the "loud mouthy" preachers, take note of the following:

What Must I (yes that's you) do?

If you know what God says about becoming a Christian, would you do it?

Below is (was) my own very personal path to belief (1982)!

The Bible states:

WHO IS GOOD? Romans 3.10
As It is written, there is none righteous, no, not one:

WHO HAS SINNED? Romans 3:23
For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God.

GOD'S PRICE FOR SIN: Romans 6:23
For the wages of sin is death,
but the gift of God is eternal life through Jesus Christ our Lord.

OUR WAY OUT Romans 5:8
But God commanded His love toward us in that,
while we were yet sinners, Christ died for us.
and Romans 10:13
For whomever shall call upon the name of the Lord shall be saved.

The Bible states Romans 10:9
That If thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt he saved.
and Romans 10:10
For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness;
and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.

WHAT YOU MUST DO:
1. Admit your need (1 am a sinner).
2. Be willing to turn from sin (repent).
3. Believe that Jesus Christ died for you
(on the Cross) and rose from the dead.
4. Through prayer, invite Jesus Christ to come in and
control your life. (Receive Him as Saviour and lord.)

What to pray:
Dear Father, I know that I am a sinner and need forgiveness. I believe that Christ died for my sin. I am willing to turn from sin. I now invite Jesus Christ to come into my heart and life as my personal Saviour. I am willing, by God?s Grace to follow and obey Christ as the Lord of my life.

Did you accept Jesus Christ as your own personal Saviour?
If your answer was yes, then this is just the beginning of a wonderful new life with Christ. Now:
1. Read your Bible every day to get to know Christ better.
2. Talk to God in prayer every day.
3. Tell others about Christ.
4. Be baptised, worship, fellowship, and serve God with other Christians in churches where "The Crucified Christ" is preached.

But please avoid "Loud Mouthy" preachers.

(07-28-2002)

RevSteve says:
Hidden Satanic Message #1 = "He's my naked snow white man"????

I didn't understand #2 at all. Any ideas of what might be being said? (06-08-2002)

Schraff (laschraff@hotmail.com) says:
Gah! Make that http://www.eyesoftammyfaye.com ...forgive my typos... (BTW, I didn't realize that "Britney Spears" is a anagram of "Presbytarian" before Tammy pointed it out a few weeks ago, did you?) (03-29-2002)

Schraff (laschraff@hotmail.com) says:
Bizarre update: Miz Bakker is back, in a big way. She's built up a HUGE gay fanbase without even trying! She was recently touring with John Waters doing a cabaret-style event (yes, that includes *shudder* singing) to promote the brand spanking new documentary called "The Eyes of Tammy Faye". Witness the horror at http://www.eyesoftammyfaye.comm :) (03-29-2002)

Bob says:
I think this is where the executives at Everon came up with their business plan. (02-14-2002)

chris says:
Could've been worse... she could have used "The Ballad of John and Yoko" as her source... singing "Christ, you know it ain't easy" like she was sitting next to Him having a conversation... (02-05-2002)

Linn (LennyG123@aol.com) says:
The Kama Sutra record label shortened it's name to Sutra in the 80's & sunk to new lows in desperate efforts to sell a few albums again. (02-02-2002)

phillip says:
Is this cunt for real? She should've gone to jail with her husband. (12-05-2001)

Mannie the Virgin says:
Jim & Tammy were great at giving people nothing for nothing. This is proof. (11-06-2001)

memnoque says:
good god, that racoon lady sings! I'M HEALED!!! (09-22-2001)

Ron Burns (rjburns@spectranet.ca) says:
I have this album. I am willing to sell to best offerer. I have just about all the albums listed on this site. My contact information is included. It's the way I do business: Ron Burns 550 CHILDS DR MILTON,ONTARIO,CANADA L9T 3P3 1-(905)-876-3245 (08-06-2001)

Lone Beatmyprick you suck ass! (r) says:
! (08-06-2001)





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