Nashville Country Singers

I've heard some good singers occasionally screw up a word or two in a cover song, but "Hits of '69" by the Nashville Country Singers takes the cake. Apparently, nobody bothered to give these folks copies of the lyrics to the songs they were expected to sing. Combine that with flat music and off-key vocals and you have what was certainly one of the most exciting new albums of the year.

Check out how the Country Singers butcher two of my favorite songs. On "Aquarius", the moon is no longer in the seventh house, but the serpent's house. Then the phrase "no more falsehoods or derisions" somehow becomes -- get this -- "thunderbolts of long duration". Whoa! But that's nothing compared to what they do to "Proud Mary". Incredibly, they don't even sing the phrase "Proud Mary" once throughout the entire song. Among other flubs, these guys "seen a lotta plays in Memphis" and "Humped a lotta grain in New Orleans". I don't know what they were taking in Nashville back in 1969 but I sure want some for my next party.

christina says:
we need more KENNY CHESNEY and CRIS CAGLE (11-20-2004)

Fart brain (justingeorge@directtv.com) says:
You rule man your the best. (11-20-2004)

LISA EPP says:
HI EVERYONE. i like the song concrete angel by MARTINA MCBRIDE. (11-19-2004)

Lisa says:
whatever. My fav singer is Paul Brandt. (11-19-2004)

christine hurst (www.christine@yahoo.com) says:
brad paisleys song wiskey lullaby is alsome . (11-19-2004)

mandy says:
whatever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (11-19-2004)

LaRhonda Hunt (larhonda_sue_hunt_2007@yahoo.com) says:
hi i am so thankful for people like you to show your talent even if it may take you a while i really enjoy listening to you guys and girls on the radio or whenever i get a chance to sit down and watch the tv i love to here all kinds of music but mainly country like garth brooks toby keith allen jackson shania twain faith hill tim magraw and others but i dont think that i have enough space to write all of the names down i hope to here from you guys very soon thank you for your cares and your patence i cant wait to get home so that i can go listen to the radio and here all of those great songs your friend LaRhonda Sue Hunt (11-16-2004)

Mad Dr. Matt (magob@aol.com) says:
Nashville has always been the CENTER for Satanic activity in Earth!

Always! Always! Always!

You think it's any different today?

Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury -

I give you -

TOBY KEITH!

I REST my case... (11-11-2004)

Peanut Head says:
Hey!! Whacha talkin' bout dere, Shinnanne...da guy whatever cut off Ken Kesey dere shoulda GOT A MEDAL.....

...NOT ONCE even mention of JAMMY OSMINDTE an his contribution ta kuntry moozik...

Ya wants ta contakt sumbody bout dis?...den lift up yer shirt on da news an ya will git all da press yer lookin' for ta complain bout Ken Kesey...

Look...jest buy some JAMMY OSMINDGT CDs an den git nekkid, smokes & liqour an dream bout KESEY an...wow, dat will be one hot party dere, Shat-on!....I can cum over too an git nekkid wit....oopps...what Mommy?...(I haveta go...bye) (11-09-2004)

Shannon Bailey (Shander99@aol.com) says:
The Country Music Awards were great! However, I cannot believe that they did not allow Kenny Chesney to finish his speech. How rude!!! I wish I knew who to contact because it made me very upset. We love you Kenny Chesney and are very proud of you :) Whoever cut him off should be ashamed! (11-09-2004)

Rochelle says:
I LOVE THE LOCASH COWBOYS (11-08-2004)

Peanut Head says:
Jeez dere Nikki.... why doncha lurn ta type instead off like da goof dat ya is?

An send yer message jest once, kay Nikki? Cuz we not like yer dumb ozark cuzzins wid da nervus twitch on da mouse button....

Next time when ya sign up fer da compooter lesions, why doncha pick up da JAMMIE OSMUENT CD too? Is great fer playin' when yer nekkid wit yer cuzzins an da lava lamp an smokes an liqour an shit.....yeaahhhwwww damn dat be a gud party, huh NIKKI??

Git close to dat lava la.....what MOMMY?...(Uh-oh I haveta go...bye) (11-08-2004)

nikki (daddys_little_angel52@yahoo.com) says:
i wanna see all of the pictures of ever good country singer like gretchen wilson (11-08-2004)

nikki (daddys_little_angel52@yahoo.com) says:
i wanna see all of the pictures of ever good country singer like gretchen wilson (11-08-2004)

nikki (daddys_little_angel52@yahoo.com) says:
i wanna see all of the pictures of ever good country singer like gretchen wilson (11-08-2004)

nikki (daddys_little_angel52@yahoo.com) says:
i wanna see all of the pictures of ever good country singer like gretchen wilson (11-08-2004)

nikki (daddys_little_angel52@yahoo.com) says:
i wanna see all of the pictures of ever good country singer like gretchen wilson (11-08-2004)

nikki (daddys_little_angel52@yahoo.com) says:
i wanna see all of the pictures of ever good country singer like gretchen wilson (11-08-2004)

nikki (daddys_little_angel52@yahoo.com) says:
i wanna see all of the pictures of ever good country singer like gretchen wilson (11-08-2004)

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