Nashville Country Singers

I've heard some good singers occasionally screw up a word or two in a cover song, but "Hits of '69" by the Nashville Country Singers takes the cake. Apparently, nobody bothered to give these folks copies of the lyrics to the songs they were expected to sing. Combine that with flat music and off-key vocals and you have what was certainly one of the most exciting new albums of the year.

Check out how the Country Singers butcher two of my favorite songs. On "Aquarius", the moon is no longer in the seventh house, but the serpent's house. Then the phrase "no more falsehoods or derisions" somehow becomes -- get this -- "thunderbolts of long duration". Whoa! But that's nothing compared to what they do to "Proud Mary". Incredibly, they don't even sing the phrase "Proud Mary" once throughout the entire song. Among other flubs, these guys "seen a lotta plays in Memphis" and "Humped a lotta grain in New Orleans". I don't know what they were taking in Nashville back in 1969 but I sure want some for my next party.

Angela Holt says:
John
Tell your brother that I love the His and Gentry CD I'm listen to it ever chance I get I like the song HELL YA! And tell him to send me autograph picture of them and you also send one of yourself. I also like your CD to all the songs. I can't wait to hear from you.

Angela Holt
164 RailRoad St.
Apt.6
Jackson, Ky 41339 (04-21-2004)

Jacqueline Carpenter (jackiec@netscape.com) says:
John Micheal Montgomery
I still wonder if you still wear that Hills Angels T-Shirt and cap I mailed you. My boyfriend was the one that started this club and now he has passed away. We were very thankful for the autogragphed picture. I will never forget the medical chopper that crashed I think it changed peoples lives for ever. I would love to hear from you and I love that song Home to you. I'm looking forward to your new CD comming out. I would be very happy if I would hear from you.

Jacqueline Carpenter
P.O. Box 1263
Jackson, Ky 41339
(04-21-2004)

Peanut Head (peehed@yahoo.ca) says:
C'mon......ya listen ta da lyrics?? Who fukkin' CARES 'bout da lyrics when da moozik is so freakin' cool.

And hey, KATHY BYRD....we HEARD YA DA FIRST TIME!! Don hasta shout it out again...we know ya loved da LP.

And dat's one hottie babe on da cover...who gives a shit 'bout dem lyrics when dat babe be croonin' in da studio?...see dat guy in da background?...no shit, dats Jimmy Osmond....he was in da sessions and had a big bone on fer dat...oops...gotta run...my Mommy is calling me...bye.... (04-19-2004)

Kathy Byrd (kathy_byrd1@hotmail.com) says:
Hey people I think Dierks Bentley is going to be so hot this year. he is a wonderful wonderful person. my sister was in Nashville in February and seen Dierks on the street. and she and her husband got to talk to him my sister told Dierks how much my son who is only three years old just loves him and Dierks called my house to talk to my son who then was asleep but i spoke to Dierks on the phone he was a wonderful person to talk to keep up your great work Mr, Bentley we love you. (04-19-2004)

Kathy Byrd (kathy_byrd1@hotmail.com) says:
Hey people I think Dierks Bentley is going to be so hot this year. he is a wonderful wonderful person. my sister was in Nashville in February and seen Dierks on the street. and she and her husband got to talk to him my sister told Dierks how much my son who is only three years old just loves him and Dierks called my house to talk to my son who then was asleep but i spoke to Dierks on the phone hee was a wonderful person to talk to keep up your great work Mr, Bentley we love you. (04-19-2004)

Myranda says:
I love Emerson Drive. They are so hott. (04-15-2004)

Ima Hugeanatic says:
like my name? well its for all the contry singers! (04-14-2004)

Megan says:
I think that Shania Twain has an AWESOME voice!!!
Also I think that Martina's song "Indapendence Day" Rocks (04-14-2004)

Poohead Jones says:
How 'bout these lyrics;

Licked a lotta Bush in Memphis!
Got taken from behind by a riverboat Queen!
Never knew how good it could feel to get it on,
Copping a squeeze from a second hand feel!

Big wheel a keep on Turnin'
Proud Mary Keep on Burnin'

Rollin', Rollin, Rollin' on the river, (04-13-2004)

Ian Micah Asher says:
I could sing better than most of the singers today (04-12-2004)

Cowgirl at heart (lindamaebaldwin@hotmail.com) says:
What? Apology? I don't think relatives of the Kurds Sadaam killed with his bio wmd's (if any still live) would agree that there weren't WMD..why on earth should Toby apologize?? Good grief..get your head out of the liberal media and do some thinking on your own dude!

Yeha! (04-08-2004)

Breanna Mulvihill says:
I love Garth brooks and i think he is awsome i love most of his songs (04-07-2004)

Pervy Weirdoman says:
Wouldja do and Unspeakable act? Debassyerself?
Leave me a message here. (04-06-2004)

Desiree says:
I Love The Dixie Chicks!!! I would give anything to meet them in person! (04-05-2004)

Fog Johnerty says:
Lookin' for job in the city
Workin' for the man every night and day
And I never lost the manner of speaking
Worrying about the way things might have been

Big wheel keep on rollin'
I'll never keep on goin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin' on the river

Seen a lot of plays in Memphis
Humped a lot of grain in New Orleans
But I never saw the good side of the city
'Til I hitched a ride on the Riverboat Queen

Big wheel keep on rollin'
I'll never keep on goin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin' on the river

If you come down to the river
If you gonna find some people who live
You don't have to worry 'cause you have no money
People on the river happy to give

Big wheel keep on rollin'
I'll never keep on goin'
Rollin', rollin', rollin' on the river (04-04-2004)

candice says:
Hi I am 12 years old.I love contry singer. My favorit singer is Toby kethand Ithink he is so hot and fit for what heis. I want to let him know Ilove him. I wish he would come to my neirbnorhood and talk to me. Iso want his e-mail.Can I have a lo5t of love for him. (03-31-2004)

Dee (orangerocker01@yahoo.com) says:
Hello!
Listen I am a huge fan of Kenney Chesney and I would like any info.... ABOUT HIM!!
THANKS
from,
dee (03-30-2004)

rachel (rach babe 617@aol.com) says:
hi everybody ! my friends birthday is comming up and i really wanted to do something special for her. She loves kenny chesney and i was wondering if anyone had his address or email address to make her birthday wish come true. thanks alot ! and i hope you can help !! (03-28-2004)

stephen jones (sj004c9138@blueyonder.co.uk) says:
hi can u tell me more about country singer mandy allen carnt find any thing on her music thank u very much (03-28-2004)

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