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Goldie

Goldie Hawn shows off her golden throat.

Somewhere between the end of her stint on Laugh-In and her reincarnation as a movie star, Goldie Hawn thought she'd give singing a try. On this 1972 Warner Brothers release, simply titled "Goldie", Hawn teams up with the likes of Porter Wagoner, Dolly Parton, and Buck Owens to produce a country album, covering material from Bob Dylan, Van Morrison, Paul Stookey and many others.

Lots of celebrities had secondary careers as recording artists in the 70's, most with laughable results (see Telly elsewhere on this site for a prime example). But Goldie Hawn actually pulls it off. Listening to her country crooning on this album, you could imagine her going on to become the next Olivia Newton-John. Judging by the success of Goldie's recent acting efforts, it might actually have been a better career move for her in the long run.

Goldie
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Songs:

Butterfly (MP3) It's a sappy enough song in English, but to hear Goldie Hawn sing it in French is enough to melt hardened steel.
I'll Be Your Baby Tonight (MP3) Bob Dylan she isn't, but Goldie can be my baby any time.

See Also: Telly

Your Comments:

Mad Dr. Matt (magob@aol.com) says:
Goldie was SO sexy! A dead-set beaut - as the Aussies say. Although, I know somebody who worked with her recently - who says she has body odor and she "eats like a slob." This is the same guy who said Joan Jett "eats like a slob," so take it with a grain of salt. Maybe he just has a thing with celebrities when they eat. If you're in Food Services - you KNOW what I mean!

Goldie rocks on this stuff. I must say, I didn't know she had it in her. I knew she had Kurt Russell in her (Oooo, over-the-hill hunky!) but that's about it. I'll tell you, Goldie did her first nude scene in "Butterfly" the movie, and it made this boy sit up and take notice. And I always wanted to be the make-up man in "Laugh-In" who did her body paint. "Now step right in here, Miss Hawn, and remove your bikini top..."

Sock it TO ME! (11-11-2004)

Sean (skapcom@sprint.ca) says:
Ronzie don't I satisfy you? (11-07-2004)

Ken Rhea says:
Awww, Tammy stop making fun of my small one! (11-07-2004)

Ron Burns says:
eat my Canadian hole! (10-29-2004)

KERRY & EDWARDS IN '04! says:
VOTE KERRY/EDWARDS! (10-27-2004)

Ken Rhea says:
You really wanna know where he is? Ahhhhh. Ahhhha. Ohhhh peanut heaad. Ahhhhhhhh. Tammy cum quick! (10-27-2004)

Wilma Dikfitt says:
I'm with you, Sack O' Shit.....whatever the hell happened to Peanut Head? He was funny and nowhere near as full of shit as most of the other posters.

Peanut Head.....where are you?? Come back!!!! (10-27-2004)

Sack 'o' Shit (zzzz@zzz.com) says:
Peanuthead - where the hell are you man? These bumholes are boring the pants off me with their bitching. Come on Peanuthead, I need a good laugh.
Your (not so secret) fan
Mamma Jamma (10-22-2004)

Hey you says:
Lenny Boy, I got an idea. Why don't you kill yourself and we will all see how well you feel afterwards and then this spazman will know what to do. But first kill yourself so we will know. And then you anus teasing pal Bitchtard Turds can follow you. Okay????? (10-22-2004)

Lenny says:
Spazzmatazz, you said, quote: "I despise morons"

Have you considered suicide? Don't be a hypocrite, you pompous ass. (10-21-2004)

. says:
COCKSUCKER I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE AND WHO YOU ARE. "BRING IT"??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. YOU AINT GONNA COMMIT ANYTHING BITCHARD. HOW MUCH LONGER YA GONNA STAY UP TONIGHT? DON'T SLEEP TOO SOUND. JUST GONNA PLAY WITH MOMMY FIRST, THEN GONNA REMOVE SOMETHING FROM YOUR HOUSE. DON'T EVER GET TOO COMFORTABLE WITH OXYGEN. SERIOUSLY, I WILL END YOU LIFE SOME DAY. THIS IS A PROMISE. DON'T YOU WISH YOU KNEW WHO I WAS? SEE I HAVE THE BENIFIT OF KNOWING WHO YOU REALLY ARE. YOU HAVE LOOKED INTO MY EYES SEVERAL TIMES AT SEVERAL DIFFERENT PLACES AND HAVE NO IDEA THAT-THAT MAN IS THE MAN WHO WILL ONE DAY KILL YOUR MOTHER AND THEN KILL YOU. SWEET DREAMS YOU DEAD WHORE. LIKE MOTHER LIKE SON. BOTH WHORES. BOTH MY MURDERED VICTIMS. (10-20-2004)

? says:
bring it trick.

i'm home alone, and waiting to commit a brutal act of self defense... (10-20-2004)

Joli (purplevioletsquishies@comcast.net) says:
I love the idea that Goldie Hawn attempted a music career. I think her attempt should have met with far more success than it did. Three cheers for Goldie & for all her songs left unsung. (10-12-2004)

. says:
"?" What makes you stay away and play it safe for a spell? Surly you aren't REALLY concerned about what has been said here. Are you? Hehe. It WILL happen. But you won't know when. Good night. (10-10-2004)

Spazzmatazz (Spazzmatazz@hotmail.com) says:
To Frank Larosa:
I just found your site and have found many laughs (and memories I might add...)
But with a lot of good/great sites, it seems theres always one or two grown , still living with Mommy, that are just PO'd at life in general. And who can blame them?
I mean after all, reaching this age and still finding amusement in Jr. High school toilet humor, and/or flooding blogs, forums, or peoples guestbooks. A miserable existence at best.
But when you're too dense to build or make anything useful on the internet, why not do todays equivalent of scrawling on a public restroom wall?
Aren't cretins like this guy(?) just wonderful?
Owning several servers of my own, I deal with them also.
You'd think it was OUR fault that the illustrious 'peanut head' is still sitting in mama's house, eating Twinkies, swilling Diet soda, and trying to make everyone else as miserable as he obviously is.
It appears that you may want to give this site a read. www.daydreamgraphics.com/tutorials/list.php?action=list&cat_id=2&id=171 .
Better yet. Send ME his IP.
I despise morons. (09-14-2004)

(+) says:
DID YOU FIND THAT PROGRAM INFORMATIVE? REST NOW. REST. REST. (08-01-2004)

(+) says:
HOW'S MOTHER RESTING? WANT TO KNOW? WHEN YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES TONIGHT I WILL LEAVE A SIGN FOR YOU. (08-01-2004)

(+) says:
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHY I POSTED MINUTES AFTER YOU DID? THINK LONG AND HARD ABOUT IT DEAD BOY. GUESS WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW? I KNOW WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW... I'VE CARVED UP MOTHERFUCKERS THAT COULD CRUSH YOU, YOU CHICKEN SHIT FAGGOT MAGGOT. (08-01-2004)

(+) says:
Ain't that the truth you dead duck. You can't look back at me from a newspaper. August will be a killer. (08-01-2004)

? says:
You just slipped.

See you in the obituaries... (08-01-2004)





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