Ethel Merman Disco Album

Ethel Merman, 70's disco diva? It's true -- or at least, they gave it a shot with this surreal 1979 release on A&M records. With Cher and Streisand having blazed the trail, it was only a matter of time before Merman was called upon to belt out disco versions of her classic tunes.

Thank god disco died when it did... who knows how far it would have spread had it lasted?

Update: Saints preserve us — the Ethel Merman Disco Album is now available on CD! Why scour thrift store record bins for the next six years when you can just click and buy online? It's just the thing for your next swinging dance party!

ALWAYS ETHEL!!!!!! (08-08-2004)

Capt. America says:
Bundy I'll stop it. (08-01-2004)

Ryan (shibby4life2314@aol.com) says:
OMG i fuckin love this!!! This is American cousumerism at its best!!! Gd bless u Ethel Merman (07-27-2004)

TED BUNDY says:
NO NO NO. I CAN'T. NO NO. DISCO MUSIC REMINDS OF THE.. NO STOP THAT DISCO MUSIC. IT MAKES ME THINK OF ..YES I'M CUMMING. SO MUCH BLOOD OH YES. SO MUCH UH UH UH. OH GOD I NEED MORE... NO STOP THE DISCO MUSIC SO THE KILLINGS WILL END PLEASE GOD. OH I CAN'T STOP CUMMING... (06-13-2004)

hodgie says:
hey fellars ifn yall dont stop bein mean to mah peenut head ahm a gunna stomp a mudd puddel in ya an walk it dry (05-03-2004)

hodgie says:
now fellars me an sir droopy drawers is gonna git mad (05-01-2004)

Peanut Head (peehed@yahoo.whatever) says:
Oh Hi, "MOMMY"...

Yeah, Fresno Canada...like I is gonna put a real email address dere so fukkin' goofs like you can send me nice stuff ta read...

You should buy some JIMMY OSMUNT (04-29-2004)

MOMMY says:
Fresno Canada? (04-29-2004)

Leo the Picture-Drawing Seal says:
I see that codymotor hasn't got the cajones to leave an email address...craven blackguard!
Hey, see me Saturday mornings, kids, on the Captain Eddie Show!!!
Oh, yeah "rape in the service station or WHO PUMPED ETHYL!!"
Merman--rest in peace. (04-14-2004)

codymotor says:
The boy moaned as I ran my tongue between the smooth divide of his asscheeks. I buried my nose deep in his soft flesh. His faint, musky anal scent flooded my senses and I dug my tongue deeper into his moist, loosening hole. I worked my cockshaft up and down in my hand until the head was swollen and red, dripping with precum. Then I leaned down over him, gently resting on my forearms, and slowly inserted my crimson Darth Vader into the boy's tender hole. He moaned and reached behind himself to spread his pale cheeks to accomodate me. "Peanut Head," I whispered, "we should do this more often." (03-25-2004)

Peanut Head (peehed@yahoo.ca) says:
Ethel Mermaid was great woman, man!!! I used ta watch her do the karoke down at Shortty's in Fresno. She'd come in and grab some Jack Daniel's offa the bar and start warblin' some funky shit while sittin on a stool with her legs open.....if ya looked the right way, ya could see da fukkin' Highway to success, if ya know what I mean....
Prollum was we couldn't get the crazy bitch off stage....she'd be yellin' bout her old man (Fred Mirtzman or sumthin' like dat) and swearin' and shit on stage....

Once after a show, I went backstage to get an auto graph....she was sittin' in a chair nekked and started yellin' "I'm Annie....get me my fukkin' gun!!".....I was about to...oops...my mommmy's calling me....gotta go.... (03-17-2004)

Lanny (Lannyfr@mac.com) says:
Yeah, we all danced to this, although we were rolling our eyes in disbelief while we did. Now I wish I had bought the album back then--a great collectors item. (03-07-2004)

General Schmedley Bumblechuck says:
I have now lived. There is nothing more I could possibly ever ask for or ever want in life. (03-04-2004)

HENRAY (HENRAY@PRODIGY.NET) says:
JUST SAW A THING TO LET ME KNOW HOW E WAS BRANCHING OUT, AND LOVE THE "DISCO" REMIXES, THAT WAS BEFORE ME, ANYONE WITH ANY FUN STUFF TO HEAR, PASS IT ON!! THANX...HENRAY (03-03-2004)

Steve Hansen (Steve_hansen) says:
i was watching VH1 last night and they were talking about Disco and this Album came up i had to find it O MY GOD (03-01-2004)

John Travolta says:
disco is still around. disco ia now dance and techno. pop is now hitting some disco beats and the clothes today all disco. (02-23-2004)

Frank Olsen says:
Its every drag queen's dream to be Ethel Merman. I know it is mine. I even kinda look like her in this picture and I love Disco!
Sincerely,
Fear-wuss Fwankie the Disco Dwag Qween (02-17-2004)

Miller says:
i just listened to Ethel's "version" of i got rhythm, and have now lost the will to live. 10 out of 10 for bravery though. (02-17-2004)

Conner (vxvconsvxv@aol.com) says:
I AM LITERALLY SOBBING WITH UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I'VE GOT RYTHM AND THE RHYTHM'S GOT MEEEEEEEEEEE!" (02-11-2004)

Jay Payton (jaypay111@aol.com) says:
When I purchased this album back in the 70's the salesperson laughed. Now in mint condition it is a collector item. I think it was great camp for Ethel to ride the wave of disco with her classics! (01-16-2004)

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